A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a
woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, " How
about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"He turned to her and said,
"What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.""This is a
special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman."What a
coincidence ," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you
celebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!""What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a
chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're
finally fertile.""That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?""I switched cocks," he replied." What a coincidence," she said
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