Category: chuck norris

Chuck Norris doesnt wear superman pajamas superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris doesnt read books, he stares them down till he gets the inforfmation out of them

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Submitted By: ALBERT