Little Johnny was goinig on a fishing trip with his father one weekend. All packed up and ready they take off. About an hour after putting in and setting their lines, Little Johnnys father takes out a beer, cracks it open and sets it down hoping that Johnny didn?t notice.
Johnny looks up at his father ?Can I have a sip of you beer Dad??
Johnnys father replys ?Can your Pecker touch your Asshole son??
Johnny frowns and says No.
His father goes ?Then you can?t have a sip of my beer?.
An hour or so later Johnny starts to get hungry and he just happened to sneak a candy bar into his pocket before they left. Johnny carefully opens it and takes a bite and tries to hid it. But Johnnys Father noticed and is starting to get a bit hungry too.
?Hey, Johnny do you think I could get a bite of you candy bar??
Johnny replies ?Can your Pecker touch your Asshole??
?Why Yes Johnny it can.? says the father.
And with out missing it, Johnny proudly states ?Then Go Fuck Yourself!?