An older man approached an
attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
“Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of
minutes?”
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, “Of course,
sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”
“I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman with breasts as
lovely as yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.” |