A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to
find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of the
offending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s a note stuck under the
windshield wiper. “Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw
the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my
name, address and other particulars. But I’m not.” |