A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked,
"Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward
on the bus."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask someone to switch seats for
a while?"
"I wanted to...but I couldn't," she replied, "the whole bus was empty." |