A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for
nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,
"Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your
blonde sister came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my blonde sister."
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong about
my sister. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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