Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the
floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's
wife was not wearing
any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged
red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it
will cost you
$100." After a minute or two, John indicated that he was interested. She
informed him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
should come to her house
around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her $100 they
went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left. Bill came home about 6:00 PM.
He asked his wife,
"Did John come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop
by for a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks 'Oh
hell, he knows!'
Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100." "Good," Bill says. "John came by
the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me. He said that he would stop by
our house on his
way home and pay me back.
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