A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was
thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he
asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she
peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded
onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was
jammed beneath the steering wheel. “Go and get help!” he cried. “But I can’t.
I’m naked and my clothes are gone!” “Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover
yourself.” Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found
a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the
service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!” The
proprietor looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do….he’s in too
far!”
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