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Being Famous

A beautiful Woman was in the VIP lounge enroute to Seattle.? She was waiting to meet a very important, though tardy, client? who would fly to Seattle with her. While in the lounge, She noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac.?

She approached Mr. Gates and introduced herself. She further? explained, "I am conducting some very important business and would? appreciate if you could say 'Hello, Sharon' when I am with my client." Bill Gates was inspired by her look, so he agreed.

Ten minutes later while she was conversing with her client, she felt a tap on her shoulder. Turning she saw that it was Bill Gates right on cue. Acting pleasantly surprised, Bill smiled at her and said, "Well hello, Sharon, how are you?"

To which the Woman replied "F##k off, Gates. I'm in a meeting".


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