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Beer Effects -

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Beer Effects


? if every woman at a party looks like a supermodel

? if you're doing in order to give each beer

? if you only read a newspaper for the advertising offers of beer

? when you wake up and you both simultaneously: "Have we done together?" think

? Quick as you reach the inside runs and a Duvel order

? if you do the communion and back for refilling

? if your alarm (s) early to put in time at the opening of the cafe to be present

? if you think something is wrong with you because the room stops spinning

? if you have read this entire list and had to laugh.

? if you make a drunken top 20 with your own experiences

? if you have a list of the top 10 beer

? if your only goal is a bowl to drink beer a day (and still prefer Duvel)

? if you find it easier to drunk to study

? if you want something from your shoulder and sweep the floor appears to be

? if you empty beer bottles used as wall decoration

? if you ever have a hangover

? when you are on the mailing list of the brewery is

? Always urinate when you have transparent urine

? if you urinate frequently outside

? if your morning take a shower and the first 5 minutes the water does not touch the shower because your dehydrated skin absorbs everything.

? Whenever you're in your fifth liver transplant

? if you fall off a ladder with a glass in your hand and not a drop of beer spilling

? if you find that drinking alcohol beer is like making love with a woman in a canoe ... too close to the water

? if you find that beer commercials a deep meaning.

? as empty boxes look nice as a TV table

? and after the last round every woman is beautiful here

? if your passport color eyes "bloodshot" stated

? as tequila worms when hearing your name spontaneous spasm

? when the rehab you already know the name


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