These three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and
wake up in jail only to find out that they are to be executed in the
morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night
The first one, a brunette, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if she has any last words. She says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity,
and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the
innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure fate
must not want this woman to die and they let her go.
The second one, a redhead, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am
from the Texas Tech University School of Law and I believe in the power of
justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and
again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this woman's side, so they
let her go too.
The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie
Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you ain't gonna electrocute
nobody if you don't connect them two wires."