Funny Jokes
Funny Pictures Funny Quotes Funny Videos Weird News One Liners

  Categories

Blonde Jokes
Couple Jokes
Food/Drink Jokes
Professionals Jokes
Point to be Noted Jokes
Kids Jokes
Animals Jokes
Other Jokes Jokes
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Strange News
chuck norris facts Jokes
Optical illusions
chuck norris
Funny Animal
yo mama jokes
Funny Christmas
Fat funny people
Inspirational quotes
Funny Quotes
one liners
Funny commercials
Funny moments
Weird Stuff
Funny Questions
Random questions
Pick up lines
Funny phrases




Bookmark

Bad news Good news and great news -

Category: Couple>>

Bad news Good news and great news

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," says one trooper.

"Tell me! Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other, and finally one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 25-pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."


Submitted By:
Irma

Kids Jokes , Blonde Jokes , Women jokes, yo mama jokes



Share |


Rate this Joke
Average Good V.Good Excellent


Best Jokes | Crazy Pics | Strange News | Crazy Video
Copyright 2013 Free-Jokes-Online All rights reserved.