A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks,
the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in
heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas available. While
reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Paul, an employee
responsible for cleaning the animals? cages. Paul, it was rumored, possessed
ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn?t very bright. So, the zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution. Paul was approached with a
proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five hundred bucks?
Paul showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, Paul announced that he would accept their offer,
but only under three conditions.
?First,? he said, ?I don?t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to
do with any offspring that may result from this union.?
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what
was his third condition.
?Well,? said Paul, ?you?ve gotta give me another week to come up with the five