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An Armless Man -

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An Armless Man


An armless man walks into a bar, which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his
wallet in his pocket, since he had no arms.

The bartender obliged.

He then asked if the bartender would trip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked the bartender if he would get a hanky
from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.

The bartender did, and commented that it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

The man said, "Yes, it is embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?"

The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."


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