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A Vegetable Thief -

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A Vegetable Thief

A thief once climbed over the fence into someone?s vegetable garden. He 
started harvesting the vegetables, and putting them into a sack. 


Suddenly, the gardener approached and a conversation ensued between them:

Gardener: what are you doing here?

Thief: A strong wind blew me here.

Gardener: why are those vegetables in your hand?

Thief: I was trying to stop myself from being swept away by the wind.

Gardener: Then what are the remaining vegetables doing in your sack?

Thief: That was what I was wondering about when you came.


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Mike

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