A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with
large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim.
"I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're
supposed to have suffered?" stated the counsel for the insurance company.
"Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head.
"You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed
police statement that says that when the attending police officer
asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt
better in my life.' Is that the case?"
"Yeah, but..." stammered the farmer.
"A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly.
"Yes," Replied the farmer.
Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask
"Please tell the court the exact circumstance of
events following the accident when you made your statement of
health," his lawyer said.
"Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was
thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was
howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse
and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him
and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked?
me how I was feeling. "Now, what the heck would I have said to him?"