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A Perfect Man -

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A Perfect Man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, ?Perfect timing. You?re just like Frank.?

Passenger: ?Who??

Cabbie: ?Frank Feldman. He?s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single

Passenger: ?There are always a few clouds over everybody.?

Cabbie: ?Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a
Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.?

Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: ?There?s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody?s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He
could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.

Passenger: ?Wow, some guy then.?

Cabbie: ?He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he
really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly
polished too ? He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.?

Passenger: ?An amazing fellow. How did you meet him??

Cabbie: ?Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.

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