A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in.
When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and
falls over. The man
opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly
and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a