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A Loving and Caring Wife -

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A Loving and Caring Wife

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe
disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores, as this could
further his stress.

Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his
stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by
wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of backrubs. Encourage
him to watch some type of team sporting event on television.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this
for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will
regain his health.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

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