A lonely woman, age 70, decided it was time to get married. She put an ad in
the local paper:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
On the second day she heard the door bell ring. Much to her dismay, she opened
the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms
The old woman said " Your not really asking me to consider you? You have no
The Old Man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you."
She snorted, "You don't have any arms either."
Again he smiled, "Nor can I beat you."
She raised her eyebrow and gazed intently, "Are you still good in bed?"
With that the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, " I
rang the doorbell didn't I?"