After having their 11th child, a Newfie couple decided that was
enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he
and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor
told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
fix the problem but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firecracker,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10.
The Newfie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5......"
......at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs so he could continue counting on his other hand........