A country lad comes to the big city. He sits down at the bar
and sees a real beauty sitting at the other end. He tells the
bartender to get a drink for her.
"Don't bother dude, she's a lesbian."
"I don't care!" says the lad, "Gimme the drink and I'll take it
So the lad slides up and sits down next to the lady and
"So babe, what part of Lesbia are you from?"