There was this blonde chic. She was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she went
out and got some red dye. She felt so beautiful being a redhead that she
decided to go for a country drive.
She came upon a large flock of sheep. She got out of her convertible and
walked over to the shepherd and said that she had always loved the lovely
white sheep.
She said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock,
will you give me one?"
The shepherd, being a betting man replied, "Yeah, I'm a betting man,
you're on." She looked over the flock and said, "368."
He gasped in reply, "You're right! I am a man of my word, so go ahead and
pick one." She did so, putting it into her car.
The amused shepherd said to her,
"If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my DOG back?" |
