Three men are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the First man says, "Aye, this is a great bar, but where I
come from, there's a BETTER one. At McDougall's,
you buy two drinks and McDougall himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a great place.
Then the second man says, "Yeah, that's a great bar, but where I come
from, there's a BETTER one. There's this place,
Benedetto's; you buy a drink, Bennie buys you a drink. You buy
anudda drink, Bennie buys you anudda drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the third man man says, "YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT????
LISTEN TO THIS!!! Where I come from, there's this
place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your
first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third
drink, and then, they take you in the back and you get lucky!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually
happen to you?"
"Well, no", replies the man, "but it happened to my girl friend."