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A better one -

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A better one

Three men are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the First man says, "Aye, this is a great bar, but where I come from, there's a BETTER one. At McDougall's, you buy two drinks and McDougall himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a great place.

Then the second man says, "Yeah, that's a great bar, but where I come from, there's a BETTER one. There's this place, Benedetto's; you buy a drink, Bennie buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Bennie buys you anudda drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the third man man says, "YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT????
LISTEN TO THIS!!! Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and you get lucky!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"Well, no", replies the man, "but it happened to my girl friend."


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