As my wife and I are approaching our 63rd and 68th birthdays, respectively,
we scheduled our annual medical examination the same day so we could travel
together. After my examination, the doctor said, "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with
"In fact, I do," I said. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am
usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time,
I am usually cold and chilly."
"This is very interesting," replied the doctor. "Let me do some research and get
back to you."
After examining my wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you
have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
She replied that she had no questions nor concerns. The doctor then asked, "Your
husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty
after having sex the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second
time. Do you know why?"
My wife just rolled her eyes and let out a big sigh. "That's because," she said,
"the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December."