One night, this guy come into a bar and
asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more
drinks, the bartender gets worried.?What?s the matter?? the bartender asks.?My
wife and I got into a fight,? explained the guy ?and now she isn?t talking to me
for a whole 31 days.? The bartender thought about this for a while. ?But, isn?t
it a good thing that she isn?t talking to you?? asked the bartender.?Yeah,
except today is the last night.?