The little cowboy "Shorty" was leaving the bar to get on his horse for the ride
back to the ranch, when he noted that someone had painted his horse's balls
green. Totally pissed, he went back into the bar and shouted "Who's the dirty
son of a bitch that painted my horse's balls green?!" A big burly guy stood up
and said "I did. Got a problem with that"? "None," says Shorty, " just wanted to
let you know he was dry and ready for the 2nd coat".