This guy wanted an unusual pet, so he goes to the local pet store
and ask the owner about a different kind of pet. The guy said I have a 1000 leg
bug here that's real cute. So the guy bought the 1000 leg and took him home in a
nice little box.?
After a couple of hours he got bored and ask the 1000 leg bug if he would like
to go to Franks Pub for a drink. No answer from the bug. Little bit later he ask
again, would you like to go to Franks Pub for a drink? Still no answer. About
now the guy is getting angry and shouted louder, this is your last chance, do
you want to go with me for a drink.?
The bug lifts his head of the box and said " Will you please be quiet for a while!,?
I heard you the first time but I need some time to put my F***ing shoes.