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When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Do people in prison celebrate Halloween.... if so how?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
After using a public bathroom shouldn?t that wimpy air hand dryer?s last instruction read, ?Wipe hands on pants??
Is it me, or does all Mexican food seem to be the same, just folded differently?
When standing in line at the bank, fast food, or ticket line, why do people create two feet of imaginary space between themselves and the person being waited on?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Can you ever get tired of sleeping?
When you wake up in the morning you say good morning, but if you wake up in the night would you say goodnight?
Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How did a fool and his money get together?
Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian Bacon?
Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill?
How does one know when their bagpipes need tuning?
How come you never read the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Has anyone (besides Donald Trump's wife) ever been fooled by a comb over?
Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed?
Where do they put price stickers on non-stick pans?
What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
How fast do hot cakes really sell?
Why do they call those small candy bars 'fun size"?
Why do banks chain down the pens but keep the doors unlocked?
Is there another word for thesaurus?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
A penny saved is a government oversight?
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment?
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends?
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement?
There?s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don?t hurt?
The sole purpose of a child?s middle name is so he can tell when he?s really in trouble?
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame?
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven?t met everybody?
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ? XL.??
He who hesitates is probably right?

 


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