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Funny Questions >> Funny if and why questions
 
 
Why don?t people say, ?It?s Only A Game? when they?re winning?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?
Why is cargo sent by ships and shipments sent by cars?
During a flight, why do people treat those little one ounce pretzel packets like they're something really special?
Why do banks charge a non-sufficient funds fee when they already know there?s not enough money in your account?
If the bride is pregnant, should you throw puffed rice?
Why is the Department of Interior responsible for everything outdoors?
Why do we turn down the car radio when searching for our destination?
Why isn?t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
Why don?t they give you a knife in Chinese restaurants?
Why do people order a diet coke with their ten thousand calorie, super sized, fast food meal?
If you get an honorary degree from a college, does it entitle you to get an honorary job?
Why do most ?reality? TV shows have absolutely nothing to do with reality?
Why do some movie previews feel the need to show you almost the entire movie?
Why are you always the only one in your house that knows how to put a new toilet paper roll on the holder?
Why when men get older, do they lose hair on their heads but grow more out of their ears and nose?
Why do people put the milk carton back in the fridge when there?s only a teaspoon of milk left in it?
Why do people who don?t like fruit display artificial fruit all through their house?
Why do two pound bags of uncooked popcorn cost about two bucks in the grocery store while a handful of popcorn costs seven bucks at the movie theatre?
Why do you get a ticket for wreck-less driving?
Why are there five syllables in the word ?monosyllabic??
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
If builders don?t like building a 13th floor, why don?t authors skip chapter eleven?
Why is it that your flashlight is really just a place to hold dead batteries?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If women with big breasts work at Hooters, do people with one leg work at IHOP?
Why bugss bunny wears no clothing on his body, but puts swiming suit at the pool?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If you choke a smurf , what color does it turn?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If there is an extra small and an extra large, why arent the extra mediums?
Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You?re already there!
If a Poison is already expired are you going to be killed if you drink it?
Why is it always the people who tell you to calm down are the ones that made you angry in the first place?
If a quiz is quizzicle what would a test be???
if you had a bad dream in the morning would you call it a Morningmare or Nightmare???
if money doesn?t grow on trees,?.how come banks have branches?
Why is water wet?
Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?
If a person says ?A penny for your thoughts?, and you put in your two cents, do you get change?
Why do people say ?You know what?? before telling you what ?what? is?
Why is a dark room called a dark room when its not dark?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy?s Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it?s made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is it called a classified ad if its there to let us know what there selling?
Why are they called buildings if they?ve already been built?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there?s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there?s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Why isn?t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If it?s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
 


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