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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Why do men want to marry virgins?
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Why is air a lot like sex?
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
What is a Yankee?
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
What is the one thing that unites all Americans, regardless of gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background?
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
What's the new and politically correct name for Lesbian?
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
What do you call a pimp who doesn't like blow jobs
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed?
What's considered bi-sexual in Alabama?
How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Montgomery, Alabama burned down?
Why does O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How are men and parking spots alike?
What is the main reason Santa is so jolly?
What does Kenny G say when he walks into an elevator?
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
What's the difference between Elvis and JFK Jr.?
Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight?
Why didn't the wedding guests at Hyannisport want JFK Jr. to show up?
What do JFK Jr. and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
What's the new Kennedy documentary called?
What did JFK Jr. say when he reached the pearly gates?
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love?
How do i become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the year
I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will happen to me?
Where can i buy a really big jar of peanut butter?
Am i married in any state? have i been divorced?
have an assignment about computer.. What is unimportant details about computer?
My mouse stop working every time i lift it up from the table why is this? this is not just OS .i have linux and vista both same thing so its not drivers
how do i get it out?? I tryed toothpics but lost them in the process??
I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?
Why do they call it PMS?
Did you know there are female hormones in beer?
Why don't women need a watch?
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
why cant women ski?
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Why did the woman cross the road?
What do you do when the dish washer is broken?
How do we know that God is a man?
How are women and a pile of dog crap alike?
why are womens feet so small?
What does a woman and carpet have in commen?
What's the difference between a homosexual and a refrigerator?
What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of Formica?
How do you scare a man?
Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
What's a mixed feeling?
What's the difference between a feminist and a whale?
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?
How do you get 99 old ladies to say "f***" at the same time?
What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half mast?
What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
The captain's log
Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
What has orange hair, big feet, and comes out of a test tube?
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the park?
What about the dyslexic pimp?
Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
How can you pick out Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
What's brown and hides in the attic?
What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?"
What did the man with five penises say?
What did Raggedy Ann say to Pinocchio as she was sitting on his face?
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
What's the difference between John Denver and the stock market?
Why are hurricanes named after women?
What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
What do you call 1,000 armed lesbians?
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
What do anniversaries and toilets have in common?
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
How are women and rocks alike?
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
What would you call a musician who doesn't have a girlfriend?
When did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood and not a real boy?
Chinese couple's in bed. Husband says, "I want a sixty-nine."
When a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
Why doesn't Di like the French Press?
What would you call Di if she married Fayed?
Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
What do Pink Floyd and Diana have in common?
What were Princess Di's last words?
What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Ford?
What's the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
What's the difference between a paint mixer and a British au pair?
Did you hear that Louise Woodward found religion in jail?
Did you hear that Louise Woodward has joined the Spice Girls?
What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween?
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
What do tornadoes, hurricanes and redneck divorces have in common?
What do people do with broken down cars in West Virginia?
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
What is the best Iraqi job?
Why is it twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?
Since I first laid eyes on you, I?ve wanted to make love to you
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots
Q: Why are married women heavier than single Women?
What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms?
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Q: How does a man prove his ability to plan for the future?<
A teacher writes on the blackboard:I ain?t had no fun all summer.
What?s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
Q. Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger marry Maria Shriver?
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

 


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