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Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man
march?
A. An auctioneer
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Q: Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
A: Because it goes run n***a, n***a run.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to s---?
A: About 9 months. |
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Q-why are blacks burried 12 ft under ground?
A- Cause deep deep down they are very nice people
Q.How do you drown a n***a ?
A.Pop his lips
Whats the most confusing day in the Ghetto??
Fathers day
two black guys in a car, whos driving?
The cops
Q: What do black people and semen have in common?
A: Only one in a million succeed
why does beyonce sing ” to left, to left “?
cause black women have no rights |
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside
Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q-what does an apple and a black guy have in common?
A-They both look good hanging on trees
Obama, Obama's wife and Oprah where on a plane.
Obama said i could throw a 100 dollar bill out of this plane and make one
person very happy..
Obama’s wife said i could throw ten 100 dollar bills and make 10 people very
happy..
Oprah said i could throw out one-hundred, 100 dollar bills and make 100
people very happy…
and the Co -pilot said i could throw out 3 n***a and make 25million people
very happy
Q-how do u keep black people out of your back yard?
A-Hang one in the front |
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third viHow long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.
How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.
Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.
Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.
What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
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